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EARLY MORNING WALK REPORT What I'm doing while you're still asleep, typically between the hours of 6:00 and 6:30 in the morning: "Bug chases rat (in cole valley!), Chieka poops" "We ran into Charlie, the 5 month daschund from next door. Chieka and Bug were not impressed." "While you were sleeping, Chieka and Bug were keeping the world safe from abandoned strollers." "Chieka: 'black dogs -- we hates them.'" "Mostly uneventful if you don't count that massive chicken breast that someone had thoughtfully dropped on Cole Street. Grrrr!" "Chieka, while walking on wet grass: 'it burns us.'" "Chieka is still quite grumpy post the trauma the Blue Angels buzzing SF. She grumbled under her breath throughout our walk." "A flashlight really makes all the difference when you're playing hunt the tootsie roll at 6am." "Chieka wasn't so thrilled about hurdling the person sleeping under a box in the breezeway. Nor was I." "Third tree from the top of the street is very, very interesting. Looks like an ordinary tree to me, but the pups think otherwise." "Chieka and Bug are pussies.... their reaction to a few drops of rain? 'it burns us...'" "All quiet on the Cole Valley front. It looks to be a gorgeous day." "Completely uneventful. No black dogs, no wheelie bags, no wildlife, no bag lady betty, no nothing." "Grrrr grrrr grrrr grrrr" = "yo, dude sitting reading in the park in the dark... we see you... ya, we see you..." "Bug to the dude who's built a fort out of mattresses on Clayton -- 'Dude... i see you. you're stupid!'" "Chieka and Bug would like to thank the person who sprinkled cake throughout our breezeway. They were wondering if you had more?" "(Not so early as Chieka let me sleep in) thoroughly uneventful if you discount the princess barking at the ancient yellow lab." "Translated from barks, 'Two raccoons! C'mere fuckers, I'm going to mess you up! Well I would if she would let go of the leash!'" "Let's just say that Chieka woke up on the wrong side of the bed and leave it at that." "Full darkness and a forgotten flashlight made playing 'hunt the poop' all that more exciting. Tootsie Roll anyone?" "You know when you grab a pair of pants and you're walking along and yesterday's underpants fall out one pant leg? I hate that." "11/01 is the night dogs think candy rains from the sky. 11/1 is the worst morning walk of the year." 11/ 1/2007
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