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"I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF YOU...." You know you've made a difference in the world when someone sees a toilet paper roll installation infographic and thinks of you. ![]() Photo by Meg Pickard Back when I harrumphed more and hchamped less, I decided that when I am queen, my first decree would be to ensure that all rolls of toilet paper should be installed such that the "tongue" of paper hangs down behind the roll (please see diagram). While some may say that tongue in front provides greater ease of use, I must confess that I don't give a rat's ass. Tongue behind is more aesthetically pleasing and as a designer, I feel that it is my god given right to foist something on the world that has more form than function as have countless designers before me. I'm greatly disturbed by the misinformation and am working on a solution that will include stickers a la "You are beautiful." Please stay tuned for how you can lend your strength and support to my Correct + Rapid Application Policy (CRAP). While we're on the subject, how do you feel about CRAP? The alternative is Policy On Ordered Paper or POOP. It's well known that I suck at naming stuff, so I'm more than happy to take suggestions. I was hoping to work "movement" into the mix, but I haven't had enought caffeine for the synapses to fire adequately for such brilliance. 04/ 6/2006
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