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THE JOYS OF MASS TRANSIT "You're so pretty and so clean." "You're so clean and so pretty." "You're so pretty and so clean -- you know, in a biological way...." In a biological way? What the fuck does that mean? You might think that's the worst of it, but then he tried to kiss me. He was ill prepared from my super power. You know those toys where you push in the bottom and the creature collapses? That's my super power... able to shrink from the unwanted kisses of inebriated mass transit riders with a single cringe. 10/31/2005
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