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OOPS I saw a neighbour's penis this morning. Bug very much enjoys reading the "p-mail" at the standpipe which happens to mark the border between the small triangular patch of dog park and the house next door. While Chieka and I waited for him to get through the spam, I heard a weird "shooshing" sound. Looking up, I realized the gentlemen in the apartment on the ground floor was opening a window a few feet above my head. My genuine "good morning" smile froze on my face when I realized the fellow was pant free and his "I-just-got-out-bed-morning-stiffy" was all too much in evidence. He then froze, not expecting to see anyone about at six in the morning and we shared a mutual deer in the headlights moment. We have determined that "simultaneous poopage" (the event of both dogs pooping at once) is a harbinger of good luck. Given that I'd rather not repeat the events of this morning, I will not assign any meaning to willy viewing. Or then again, should I buy lottery tickets? 10/14/2004
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